you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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