I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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