It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Dick very happy bro
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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