I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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