I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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