i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The air was thick with penises
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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