sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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