yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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