sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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