there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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