we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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