I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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