I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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