i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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