I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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