belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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