Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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