You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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