She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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