I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We need to rekindle our bromance
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Someone came in the potted fern
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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