Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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