Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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