Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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