Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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