So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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