it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I love you. Go after that dick
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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