your parents love me but you hate me
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
why is half of my head shaved?
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