Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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