the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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