member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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