tell your sister to shave her snatch
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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