I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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