I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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