the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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