i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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