So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I need to sanitize my soul.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!