ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea