Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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