i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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