there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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