I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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