Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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