Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Jerry, you need to find god
Can Purell be used as lube?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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