Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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