im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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