How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
please come you make the beer taste better
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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