He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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