he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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