i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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