Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
