FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The adults are the big ones right?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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