She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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