i just google imaged poop.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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