never play flip cup with pint glasses
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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