she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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