Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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