Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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